We got our rescue (3yo, m, nutered) in November 2022, so we've had him for a little more than half a year. He isn't that big, we guess a mix of Corgi, Jack Russel and maybe Dachshund.
Around us he is really sweet and trusting by now, listens mostly, except when he is being very stubborn, but that happens very rarely by now. We went to training sessions with a professional trainer and got a single session with her as well.
The problem we currently have is occuring since he settled in properly with us about 5 month after we got him: He gets defensive around us and especially me (27,f). I take him to the office everyday, and he has been a little growly from the start, but got better quite quickly, but now the behaviour is back and even worse than before. He has his own bed next to my desk in the office I share with another coworker. Some coworkers he doesn't growl at, the ones that 'get' dogs and kneel down to greet him. He stops his behaviour almost immediately if they do that. But if my coworkers just continue as normal and come in to ask me a question or need to discuss something he will growl, bark and sometimes lunge and snap (not bite) at them. That's obviously really scary for people who aren't around dogs a lot, or know that behaviour. He does have enough space to retreat and nobody really invades that space.
In the last couple of weeks he has also developed that behaviour in restaurants towards waiters. He didn't use to do that but was always quite chill.
He doesn't do that when we are walking or standing. Also not on walks with other dogs. Only when we sit down for longer than 10min, he seems to think he needs to protect the place.
We really don't know what to do anymore. We gave him more rules in the house, as our trainer suggested, like not being allowed on the bed or couch anymore and feeding him out of our hands. He reacted really well to that, and he sleeps through the night a lot calmer, but his defensive behaviour didn't change. Our trainer says "to just avoid people getting to close" but that's just not an option, because we wouldn't be able to have guests over or for me to talk to my coworkers.
Did anyone have a similar experience and can help?

Layout:
— Individual Team News + Stone’s Cold Takes
— Miscellaneous/Other NFL News
— Restaurant of the Week - Pittsburgh
Arizona Cardinals:

• RB James Conner likes being an underdog
• HC Jonathan Gannon wanted to move forward with who was all in on the team when asked about DeAndre Hopkins
• Gained $4.21m in cap space after June 1st deadline
• QB Clayton Tune could work his way into a starting spot
• Potentially interested in moving on from LB Isaiah Simmons

This team cannot unload folks fast enough it seems. They are now looking to potentially move on from LB Isaiah Simmons who in many folks eyes has not lived up to the hype from the draft. WE shall see if they can get anything for him if they do decide to move on. The storyline I am most interested in watching this year here is first how long Kyler Murray will be out and second how rookie QB Clayton Tune is developing. It seems like they took him so they could try out a young QB in the interim while Murray is working his way back. Apparently thus far he has been doing well in OTAs.
Atlanta Falcons:

• Team expects TE Kyle Pitts to be ready for season opener
• Ditching gradient uniforms and will wear throwbacks 3 times

Not too much news from the Falcons but many will be excited to hear about Kyle Pitts expected to be back for the season opener. Hopefully this is the year he can really break out but a lot will depend on the QB Desmond Ridder actually being able to throw him the ball unlike the past quarterbacks he has had who have not made things easy.
Baltimore Ravens:

• WR Zay Flowers is impressing with his route running capabilities early on

Good news here because receiver seems to be a position where the Ravens have struggled to get good production. With new OC Todd Monken that should start to change and with an added emphasis on the passing game it inevitably should change as more throws are made.
Buffalo Bills:

• Rumored that QB Josh Allen will be featured on the cover of Madden
• Signed:
  
  • DT Ed Oliver to a 4-year $68m extension with $45m guaranteed
  • WR Marcell Ateman
  • OT Brandon Shell
• Supposedly out on WR DeAndre Hopkins
  
• Expect Edge Von Miller to be back for the season opener
  

Great move here signing Ed Oliver to his extension. He is a key piece of that d-line and helps hold them together. I personally don’t believe they or really any of the other teams that have said they are out on DeAndre Hopkins actually are. To me it appears more to be a message saying they are not going to be paying him the money that WR Odell Beckham got earlier this offseason. Only time will tell. Great news for the team that EDGE Von Miller should be back by the season opener. Personally though I would take my time with him and would be overly cautious to make sure he is fully healthy. Hopefully that is by week 1!
Carolina Panthers:

• QB Bryce Young is already impressing with his poise
• Plan to use some Deebo Samuel-like packages for WR Laviska Shenault

The hype appears to be real for the Bryce Young but it is what every team says about their rookie quarterback who is a top pick so hard to decipher how folks are actually feeling. I am excited about how Frank Reich will use WR Laviska Shenault because I have always been impressed with his athletic ability and expected him to break out more. It seems this could have been the type of role he has been waiting for.
Chicago Bears:

• Have other sites in mind potentially for a new stadium besides Arlington
• QB Justin Fields donated $10,000 to the special olympics
• WR DJ Moore has been performing well in OTAs
• Stadium is at risk after property tax assessment

A lot of news around the future stadium of the Bears. It appeared a couple weeks ago that everything was moving along as planned and no issues had come up. This week there was nothing but concerns and problems. I wonder if these are all real storylines or if it is something they are using to try and negotiate more with the government to get help with the stadium. In more football news is appears that WR DJ Moore and QB Justin Fields are enjoying working together and developing a good connection. This is important to give Fields someone he can trust like he did his receivers at Ohio State.
Cincinnati Bengals:

• WR Tyler Boyd feels they one-upped the Chiefs signing Orlando Brown Jr.
• DE Sam Hubbard excited for what’s next this season
• Will hold joint practices with the Packers

Not too much football news here but they appear to be ready to take on the Chiefs again this year and make a deep playoff run. Also, it appears at this point that the team will keep RB Joe Mixon based on comments from the team and HC Zac Taylor. This offense per usual will be an exciting one to watch.
Cleveland Browns:

• Strong possibility that WR DeAndre Hopkins ends up here
  
  • QB Deshaun Watson is working hard to recruit him
• DC Jim Schwartz sees a benefit in d-linemen playing fewer snaps to stay fresh
  
• Gained $10.9m in cap space after June 1st release deadline
  

Good news and good vibes are finally coming out of Cleveland. Feels like it has been while. QB Deshaun Watson appears to be benefitting from having a full offseason and getting work in with his new receivers. He has been pushing hard for Hopkins and the Browns would make sense as a good landing spot for him given the prior relationship Watson and Hopkins had during their time in Houston. I have been pleasantly surprised by how well things appear to be going so far this offseason.
Dallas Cowboys:

• Started long-term extension talks with CB Trevon Diggs
• WR Antonio Callaway was arrested Saturday in Miami
• Micah Parsons is more concerned with making impactful plays on defense
• Supposedly out on WR DeAndre Hopkins
• RB Tony Pollard is a little ahead of schedule with rehab
• Gained $10.9m in cap space after June 1st deadline

Similar to the Bills I don’t think the Cowboys are actually out on Hopkins but probably sending a message that he needs to bring down his asking price. I wonder sometimes if they are still saving room for RB Ezekiel Elliott to come back here and play especially with them gaining the $10.9m in cap space after the deadline. Also, hopefully the team can get something done with CB Trevon Diggs sooner rather than later because he has been an impactful piece on defense despite the big plays he occasionally gives up because he can change a game with one of his interceptions.
Denver Broncos:

• HC Sean Payton puts a heavy emphasis on the importance of Guards in the NFL
• Released RB Jacques Patrick
• Gained $3.75m in cap space after June 1st deadline
• Signed:
  
  • K Elliott Fry

Not too much news here but they did find their replacement for K Brandon McManus in Elliott Fry. I would say less news from this team this offseason is better because ever since QB Russell Wilson struggled it seemed like the media was out to get him and the team any chance they had. HC Sean Payton must be running a pretty tight ship.
Detroit Lions:

• OC Ben Johnson expects offense to take a huge step forward this season
• RB Jahymr Gibbs has been standing out in practice running and catching the ball
• OT Penei Sewell is embracing leadership role
• S Tracy Walker expects to be fully cleared for camp

All good news this week which should be good for morale. Seems they have strung together a couple good weeks during their OTAs. Great to see that RB Jahymr Gibbs is getting some reps in and showcasing his abilities that made the team feel the need to spend a high draft pick on him. Great to see as well that Penei Sewell at the young age of 22 taking on a leadership role and getting good work in as well. With that said OC Ben Johnson could be prepping and is expecting for the offense to have a big year.
Green Bay Packers:

• WR Romeo Doubs doesn’t think there will be a regression with QB Jordan Love
• OL David Bakhtiari says disrespectful to say they are rebuilding
• Will hold joint practices with the Bengals

It appears that it may be a bit tough in the post Aaron Rodgers era as expected. However, it does sound like there is less front office drama now that they are not having to work with him in the offseason. Time will tell whether the drama was more caused by a lack of good communication as Rodgers claimed recently or by the former Packers QB himself.
Houston Texans:

• QB CJ Stroud is ahead of where the team expected him to be at this point
• RT Tytus Howard is in line for a big extension
• Released DT Taylor Stallworth with injury settlement
• Will hold joint practices with the Dolphins and Saints

Good news about CJ Stroud but again as I mentioned with Bryce Young it is hard to find a team that drafted a top QB in the draft not raving about their quarterbacks progress at this point. The joint practices they have setup will be great for QB CJ Stroud. The Dolphins and Saints should each have tough defenses this year and will give Stroud a bit better of an idea of what to expect from an NFL defense in a real game.
Indianapolis Colts:

• QB Anthony Richardson is looking really good overall
• Worked out WR Breshad Perriman

Looks like the Colts are trying to get receiver help but haven’t decided on any yet. This is the team that should go out and get Hopkins. They need a true #1 receiver and Josh Downs while I think he will be really good would benefit from having a big bodied possession type receiver in Hopkins. Also, it would give QB Anthony Richardson more of a safety net in terms of a WR that can help him progress and see things that he may not have picked up on otherwise.
Jacksonville Jaguars:

• K Brandon McManus called special teams coach to express interest in the team after being cut
• EDGE Josh Allen is the only player under contract not attending voluntary OTAs
• Being cautious with WR Calvin Ridley during OTAs
• Plan to have a RB committee approach

I am really excited for the Jaguars this season. They are kind of the forgotten team in the NFL most years but appear to be poised to make a deep playoff run this year. WR Calvin Ridley is going to be a huge difference maker this year and should benefit from QB Trevor Lawrence continuing to progress going into his 3rd NFL season.
Kansas City Chiefs:

• Wife of Chiefs owner Norma Hunt passed at the age of 85
• Supposedly out on WR DeAndre Hopkins
• WR Justyn Ross has the trust of QB Patrick Mahomes

Sad news to hear about Norma Hunt’s passing as the whole league mourned and sent their condolences. They are also supposedly out on Hopkins which I believe means they are really saying we need you to come down on price. The Chiefs though per usual have revealed though their secret weapon in WR Justyn Ross who many had forgotten about due to him sitting out with an injury his rookie year. It looks like Ross may be back to prior form when he was making plays at Clemson with Trevor Lawrence.
Las Vegas Raiders:

• Open to listening to trade offers for WR Hunter Renfrow
• HC Josh McDaniels is not worried about QB Jimmy Garoppolo’s foot surgery

Even though the media and some fans were starting to worry about Jimmy G’s foot surgery it does not appear McDaniels has any worries about him missing time because of it. Will be interesting to see what the team ends up doing with Renfrow with all signs from earlier in the offseason pointing towards a release or trade.
Los Angeles Chargers:

• WR Quentin Johnson has been impressive according to teammates Keenan Allen
• OT Rashawn Slater is at 100% and has been for quite some time

Not much news here but it was great news to get confirmation from OT Rashawn Slater regarding his health and to hear WR Keenan Allen’s thoughts on rookie WR Quentin Johnson. This team should give us what they think they will every year and go far in the playoff this year.
Los Angeles Rams:

• DC Raheem Morris helped save drowning child
• Signed:
  
  • WR Tyler Johnson

Not much news here but signed WR Tyler Johnson who can help them make some big splashy plays on offense. DC Raheem Morris helped saved a drowning child and credited his AED training. Always cool to hear these stories about NFL coaches and players leaping into action to help and save other in the community.
Miami Dolphins:

• Hope to sign DT Christian Wilkins to an extension before the season
• QB Tua Tagovailoa is completely healthy and showing signs of growth as a leader
• Real possibility they end up with RB Dalvin Cook this year
• Opted to only use 6 of 10 available days of OTAs
• Gained $13.6m in cap space after June 1st deadline
• Will hold joint practices with the Texans

This team appears to be click on all levels so far this offseason and there appears to be a lot more good coming with the team working to get a Wilkins extension done before the season and may even still end up with RB Dalvin Cook here soon. Tua being completely healthy at this point doesn’t feel like much of a surprise but it does appear that he is trying to take on more of a leadership role after finding his confidence last year. My main worry though with Tua is that last year he still was very much a rhythm quarterback in my mind so when he got knocked off that rhythm he had some really bad games. However, when he was able to keep in rhythm he at times looked like the best passer in the league. It will be key this offseason now that he knows the offense to be able to play off rhythm when necessary and make those plays that the top quarterbacks in the league make if he wanting to take the next step.
Minnesota Vikings:

• Seems that only thing left for RB Dalvin Cook is an announcement of how he will be leaving the team by trade or by getting cut
• Head Coach Kevin O’Connell described RB Alexander Mattison as a every down RB
• Paid off their debt on stadium 23 years earlier saving taxpayers $226m in interest
• Expected that WR Justin Jefferson to be highest paid WR when he signs his extension
• Will have joint practices with Tennessee

It appears that the Vikings are in a holding pattern and I imagine are hoping to get a trade package they approve of for RB Dalvin Cook. Sooner or later though it appears that Dalvin Cook will not be with the Vikings this year. Big win though for the fans and locals in Minnesota with the team paying off their stadium early and saving taxpayers a bunch of money. Might get some more buy in from good press like that.
New England Patriots:

• QB Mac Jones is aiming to earn the respect of his teammates

Not much news here but it appears things are moving along really well in comparison with last year at this time. QB Mac Jones seems happy and is working hard. It will be tough for this Patriots team with how stacked the division is but maybe a big move to get Hopkins and some improvement from the offense and Mac Jones and who knows they may be right up there with everyone else in the division.
New Orleans Saints:

• DE Cam Jordan will play for the team as long as he wants
• QB Jameis Winston feels that he is still a starting QB in the league
• Excited to WR Michael Thomas to be ready for camp
• Will hold joint practices with the Texans
• HC Dennis Allen had Jon Gruden attend OTAs in order to aid offense with QB Derek Carr
• TE Juwan Johnson has been studying Julian Edelman tape at QB Derek Carr’s urging

Another team where things just seem to be clicking so far is here in New Orleans. QB Derek Carr seems to be doing a good job taking on a leadership role and working with teammates such as TE Juwan Johnson. Things will be going even better if WR Michael Thomas can actually return for camp and find a way to play near a level that he used to. Right now in a wide open NFC South it appears that this team will be the favorites to win it going into the season.
New York Giants:

• Did homework on WR DeAndre Hopkins and are now supposedly not interested in pursuing him
• Officially added Ryan Cowden as executive advisor the general manager
• QB Daniel Jones is ok with rookie center John Michael Schmitz using “dead snap” technique

Not much here which may be a good thing for a New York team to get a break from all the media. This season will be an interesting one with how the team went all in on QB Daniel Jones. It kind of feels like besides the Eagles the rest of the division is up for grabs with no true strong contender emerging yet.
New York Jets:

• QB Aaron Rodgers has enjoyed the communication within the organization
• Signed:
  
  • OL Yodny Cajuste
• Released OL Eric Smith
  
• The team and Quinnen Williams are not far off in contract talks
  

Good news on the Quinnen Williams front and in keeping Aaron Rodgers happy. Williams and the team are not far off in contract talks which hopefully means something will get done here very soon. Rodgers has been raving about the Jets communication skills which was his main gripe with the Packers. Now lets just make it clear that he does not need to be pulling the sled.
Philadelphia Eagles:

• Team is excited for QB Jalen Hurts to make another huge leap
• Offered to trade for QB Russell Wilson but Wilson did not want to play in Philly
• DT Jordan Davis broke a blocking sled

Man what a difference one decision can make. Jalen Hurts I imagine would have been in Seattle had the trade happened for Russell Wilson. I bet Eagles fans are happy this didn’t pan out but it does not mean they need to cut Wilson any slack for not wanting to play in Philly if these teams meet in future seasons or end up playing each other in the Super Bowl. Eagles appear setup to be the main threat in the NFC.
Pittsburgh Steelers:

• First round pick Broderick Jones getting 1st-team reps at Left Tackle

Not much out of Pittsburgh per usual but the good news is that Broderick Jones is progressing nicely and is already getting 1st-team reps at Left Tackle. I am sure QB Kenny Pickett is pleased with that.
San Francisco 49ers:

• S Ji’Ayir Brown is already taking first team reps and has stood out in OTAs
• GM John Lynch feels QB Trey Lance has had a really quality offseason
• Very encouraged by progress and throwing session QB Brock Purdy had
• DL Arik Armstead very excited about adding Javon Hargrave to the group
• RB Christian McCaffrey excited to have a full offseason with HC Kyle Shanahan
• Plan to make DE Nick Bosa highest paid defensive player

Things are moving along just fine for the 49ers. Exciting to hear that S Ji’Ayir Brown is making good progress and apparently had 4 or 5 interceptions during OTAs. I imagine the team is also very pleased with the progress QB Brock Purdy is making in his recovery from elbow surgery. He appears to be on pace with the original timeline. If this team can figure it out at the QB position they just might be the most complete all around team up there with the Eagles.
Seattle Seahawks:

• HC Pete Carroll expects his team to be aggressive when returning kicks and expects more squib kicks to be used
• WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba has been extremely impressive
• Signed:
  
  • Benjie Franklin
  • Montrae Braswell
• Cut:
  
  • Forrest Merrill
  • LaTrell Bumphus

Gotta love HC Pete Carroll. It seems like so far it has been pretty unanimous that all those that are playing or coaching football do not love the new kickoff rules. I am sure folks will find ways to take advantage of it though. Once again this week WR Jaxon Smith Njigba was impressive and should be establishing himself within that offense. Seahawks could very well be a sleeper team in the NFC that was good last year but that folks are paying a ton of attention to this year.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

• Antoine Winfield Jr. is expected to play Free Safety this year
• Respect is a key factor in the quarterback battle that is ongoing
• WR Chris Godwin feels his explosiveness coming back

This team has all the big name weapons at receiver one could ask for as long as they stay healthy. It was great to hear that Chris Godwin is getting his explosiveness back. Now not surprisingly it comes down to the QB battle and a big part of that is gaining respect from those veteran players and coaches in the building. I still feel like this battle is QB Baker Mayfield’s to lose at this point.
Tennessee Titans:

• Longtime executive Bob Hyde passed away
• QB Will Levis had a rough week at practice
• P Brett Kern announced his retirement
• Will have joint practice with Minnesota
• Signed:
  
  • DL Jaleel Johnson

Sad news this past week here as well with the passing of Bob Hyde. Also, finally some negative news about one of the Quarterbacks from this year’s draft. Will Levis has been struggling. However, this should not be viewed as a bad sign because every rookie is going to struggle and Levis with his situation has the benefit of time.
Washington Commanders:

• The Josh Harris bid after making some changes is inching closer to full approval
• CB Emmanuel Forbes has been thriving in the slot
• QB Sam Howell has looked the part and is taking command of the offense thus far
• OC Eric Bieniemy wants everyone to be like WR Terry McLaurin
• Gained $8.37m in cap space after June 1st deadline
• Released CB Cameron Dantzler
• Releasing G Andrew Norwell once he passes physical

Seems we are inching closer and closer to the Josh Harris Group’s bid being fully accepted by the owners after some minor adjustments. From the actual team and players it sounds like things are going really well and maybe better than a lot of folks expected. CB Emmanuel Forbes has been doing well in the slot and QB Sam Howell is looking the part and taking charge. The Commanders will be a fun team to watch this year and see how they end up when it is all said and done.
Miscellaneous/Other NFL News:

• Still no announcement as to who will be the team featured on Hard Knocks
• CB Damar Hamlin is leading a multi-city CPAED tour
• Several NFL teams are waiting for RB Dalvin Cook to be cut
• Yannick Ngakoue wants a multi-year deal with a Super Bowl contender
• Chiefsaholic fan is still on the loose
• Tom Brady is certain he is done playing and has tried to make that clear to other teams
• RB Ezekiel Elliott is staying in shape
• Executive are nervous about WR DeAndre Hopkins ability to separate and run at this point in his career
• Less than 100 days from the NFL season

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Restaurant of the Week: (Pittsburgh - Burgatory)
Get excited Pittsburgh fans and all folks going to a game here! Burgatory is only a half mile from the stadium and has some of the best food so far from the restaurants that have been featured. One of my personal favorites is the Piggy Butter & Jelly. Yes, that is a burger with peanut butter and jelly on it. Don’t question it just try it. However, if for some reason you do not my other recommendation would be The Triple B which is a Bison, Beer Cheese, and Bacon burger. Hence the name Triple B. You can’t really go wrong with anything on the menu and the important thing though is that you don’t forget to grab a shake as well. My personal favorite is the Oreo Peanut Butter Pie shake. They are open every day starting at 11am and closer at 9pm everyday except for Friday and Saturday when they close at 11pm. Hop on over and enjoy this delicious food when in town for a game!

Hey all, so I’m applying for train crew in Salina, KS and I’m just going to be doing my first test soon which sounds like a Briggs and Myers test. How do they decide using that formula if you pass or not? A bit nervous about it and just curious if you guys know how the test works as far as the grading. Thanks!

Richard Herring interviews Taskmaster people - the full links (REVISED AND UPDATED)

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As regulars to this sub will know, I like to occasionally post up links to Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre interviews with Taskmaster people, and as the last interview from his spring recording block is now up on RHLSTP.co.uk and the contestants for Series 16 have now been announced, this felt like an apposite time to update.
ETA: I should add that any interview recorded after the guest's appearance on Taskmaster is highly likely to mention TM at some point, and after Rich's own appearance on it in 2020, that likelihood goes up from "highly" to "almost certainly". There may be some exceptions to this (I can't remember if it comes up in Sara Pascoe's most recent appearance),but Rich is a huge Taskmaster fan who also likes to talk about his own success on it.
(NOTE: Most Edinburgh Fringe recordings with a second performer on the bill, the second performer is doing stand-up; you can skip ahead to the relevant portion, but I don't think they're time coded, so it's trial and error).
Greg Davies (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKxq3dXxYzc&t=5s
Greg Davies (2018)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjRGHcbhTP8&t=1242s
Alex Horne (2018)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksutov_l_gw&t=308s
Josh Widdicombe (with Rory McGrath, 2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-06
Josh Widdicombe (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0226-4Yg9U&t=1s
Josh Widdicombe (2023)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1829
Roisin Conaty (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxHvO7BOWfM
Romesh Ranganathan (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Y6MUUZaYg&t=13s
Tim Key (2021)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1492
Tim Key (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1652
Tim Key (2023)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1835
Doc Brown (as Ben Bailey Smith, 2016)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_xvEQbBtEI
Katherine Ryan (2014) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-lst-podcast-46-katherine-ryan?in=britishcomedyguide/sets/richard-herrings-leicester-square-theatre-podcast
Katherine Ryan (2018)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLKQFceHVUk
Katherine Ryan (2021)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1502
Richard Osman (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyAW5A-nDEs&t=1s
Richard Osman (2017)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03m48Hf_9a0
Richard Osman (2019)** https://play.acast.com/s/rhlstp/rhlstpedinburgh201911-richardosman
Richard Osman (2020)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3BtI5-ZAI
Richard Osman (2022) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1763 (Book Club)*
Al Murray (with Martin Mor, 2011) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-18
Al Murray (with Celia Pacquola, 2012) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2012-18
Al Murray (with Paul Provenza, 2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-17
Al Murray (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQW_J4jHnQ0&t=3926s
Al Murray (2018)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QzjneDwEkk
Al Murray (2023)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1864
Dave Gorman (with Nick Doody, 2011)https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-08
Dave Gorman (2012) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-lst-podcast-14-dave-gorman
Dave Gorman (2017)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPvVapVn_mE
Dave Gorman (2021)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1507
Paul Chowdhry (2017)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8t-XIdRvpI
Paul Chowdhry (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1807
Sara Pascoe (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V9JGXb38dM&t=2s
Sara Pascoe (2017)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGp4EAcGwlc
Sara Pascoe (2019)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToXk8WRgBfM&t=1943s
Sara Pascoe (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1717
Joe Lycett (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSOQAiu_02A
Joe Lycett (2018)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Td4hjslvY
Joe Lycett (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1745
Aisling Bea (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtwO3KevKsE&t=368s
Aisling Bea (2020)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrCw1w6CMmg&t=673s
Bob Mortimer (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxoCAoBD63s&t=19s
Bob Mortimer (2021)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1488
Bob Mortimer (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1708
Mark Watson (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGh9_EY_d34
Mark Watson (2020)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1swcrp0wo
Mark Watson (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1549
Nish Kumar (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3u3RKV-dw4
Nish Kumar (2018)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOthf6GkE8w
Nish Kumar (2021)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu5tzT7W5iA&t=1803s
Nish Kumar (2023)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1857
Sally Phillips (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1704
Alice Levine (as part of My Dad Wrote a Porno, 2018) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5tvW-eG5cA
Russell Howard (2012) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-lst-podcast-16-russell-howard?in=britishcomedyguide/sets/richard-herrings-leicester-square-theatre-podcast
Russell Howard (2019)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB4EAfuv65s
Tim Vine (2019)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7r5JGTuic&t=2726s
James Acaster (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IjmVUYblTI
James Acaster (2017) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2017-2
James Acaster (2019)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwtlVRV3b_M&t=17s
James Acaster (2020)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQn186DXow
James Acaster and Ed Gamble (2021)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpwL66-9m8A&t=3712s
James Acaster (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1766
Jessica Knappett (2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJK5R6K0284
Kerry Godliman (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Z5l6ywXRc&t=591s
Phil Wang (with Jena Friedman, 2019)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1107
Phil Wang (2021) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1508
Rhod Gilbert (2020)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=favTh03MZu8&t=1757s
Iain Stirling (with Jason Manford, 2017) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2017-3
Joe Thomas (2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJpIJuZhtNo
Joe Thomas (with Damon Beesley, 2019)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCxjvIkg3OI&t=1966s
Lou Sanders (2015) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-lst-podcast-65-lou-sanders?in=banah111dk%2Fsets%2Fqi
Lou Sanders (2018) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8MbC5WoJWc
Lou Sanders (2021)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnmYZfKoSps
Paul Sinha (2011) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-09
Paul Sinha (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlXoKSftKQ
Paul Sinha (2019)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwGoCQDkHhs
David Baddiel (2012) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-lst-podcast-07-david-baddiel
David Baddiel (2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-02
David Baddiel (2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veq7IqOhhZc
David Baddiel (2021)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1451
David Baddiel (2022) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1890 (Book Club)*
Ed Gamble (with Ray Peacock, 2012) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2012-02
Ed Gamble (with Ray Peacock, 2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-19
Ed Gamble (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylvlCXpa-0M
Ed Gamble (2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-WMrQ9yqSQ
Ed Gamble (2020)** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgxY_Fl1JkE
Ed Gamble (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1650
Katy Wix (2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laUcSQNPaBc&t=590s
Rose Matafeo (2018) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mwi-0iuzNA&t=1303s
Johnny Vegas (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJpVOfUg9N8&t=3s
Johnny Vegas (2021)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1448
Richard Herring (interviewed by John Robins, 2020)** https://youtu.be/KheQKTKQjVE
Richard Herring (interviewed by Adam Buxton, 2022) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1718 (Book Club)*
Lee Mack (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kUXKLbMEbs
Mike Wozniak (2014) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-lst-podcast-machynlleth-mike-wozniak
Mike Wozniak (2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2GbIUs1F8
Sarah Kendall (with Izi Lawrence, 2012) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2012-01
Sarah Kendall (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=earOSEPeXD0&t=10s
Sarah Kendall (with Rich Wilson, 2019) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1121
Sarah Kendall (2021)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1445
Alan Davies (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1620
Desiree Burch (2018) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YzEuexiGts
Victoria Coren Mitchell (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usTbGDZceU
Victoria Coren Mitchell (2022)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1764
Adrian Chiles (2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjxE3w7t4sk
Adrian Chiles (2022) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1766 (Book Club)*
Ardal O'Hanlon (with Terry Alderton and Zoe Lyons, 2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-15
Ardal O'Hanlon (2022) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1605
Bridget Christie (with Ed Byrne and Luke Wright, 2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-22
Bridget Christie (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GqdkpYDqXA
Sophie Duker (with Vikki Stone, 2019) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1108
Sophie Duker (2020) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9_gY_pWxsU&t=453s
Dara O'Briain (2013) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ma0v--FME
Dara O'Briain (2022) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1616
Fern Brady (2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsdezDHaoFk
Fern Brady (with Josie Long, 2019) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1120
Fern Brady (2023)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1821
John Kearns (with Flo & Joan, 2019) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1126
John Kearns (2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgmbj_y0tvQ&t=730s
John Kearns (2020) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj4iQik9f18&t=1685s
John Kearns (2023)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1851
Sarah Millican (with Sara Pascoe, 2011) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-11
Sarah Millican (with Pete Johansson, 2012) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2012-13
Sarah Millican (with Geoff Norcott, 2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-13
Sarah Millican (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M8F8x9n0zE
Sarah Millican (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-APx-BUbEhI
Sarah Millican (2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEYe_D5L85c
Jenny Eclair (with Alfie Brown, 2013) https://soundcloud.com/britishcomedyguide/richard-herring-edinburgh-podcast-2013-01
Jenny Eclair (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb24YXwfE78
Jenny Eclair (2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xr_T6M4nZ0
Kiell Smith-Bynoe (2020) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fvcRwt0n0A
Kiell Smith-Bynoe (2023)** https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1870
Mae Martin (2021) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9mJzFyUInc
Julian Clary (2017) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41gO4SfYERc&pp=ygUTcmhsc3RwIGp1bGlhbiBjbGFyeQ%3D%3D
Lucy Beaumont (with Scummy Mummies, 2019) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1106
Lucy Beaumont (2019) https://www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?page=podcasts&id=1216
Sue Perkins (2014) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fgWEi2ps_g&pp=ygUbcmljaGFyZCBoZXJyaW5nIHN1ZSBwZXJraW5z

"Get over here, gonna need your help fighting the Red Menace again." "Communists, huh?" "Worse. Tomatoes!"
In the late 70s, the United States of America were terrorized by the greatest threat they had ever faced. Tomatoes, unable to be reasoned with, unable to be stopped, unable to hold back their relentless bloodlust. It took a group of specialists put together by the president to discover their one weakness, using it to negate the fruit threat. Ten years of peace passed, aided by the U.S. Congress outlawing tomatoes, and the new generation grew up unknowing of the menace once posed. This was until Professor Gangreen found a way to transform tomatoes into personal soldiers, planning on reminding the world of why they once feared them as he became its ruler.

Legend

1 - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
2 - Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
3 - Killer Tomatoes Strike Back!
4 - Killer Tomatoes Eat France!
C-# - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes novelization, chapter #

Strength

Killing / Eating

• Bites off the fingers of a man^C-6
• One regular sized tomato kills a woman¹
• Takes out a helicopter pilot¹
• A herd of tomatoes eat a biker¹
• A large swarm of tomatoes kill a forty foot long squid^C-4
• A giant tomato eats a kid¹
• Another one eats a kangaroo^C-22
• One tomato gets placed in a small tank with five piranhas that would otherwise be the deadliest creature on Earth, and kills and eats all of them³

Striking

• Staggers a man with strikes³
• Knocks a biker off of his bike¹
• Smash through windows at a laboratory³
• Breaks through the back of a police car¹
• One takes down a helicopter^C-2
• Presumably a group of large tomatoes knock over a tank^C-17

Other

• One rolls over an elderly soldier, squishing him flat^C-17

Durability

Blunt Force

• One tomato doesn't splatter after attacking a woman repeatedly^C-1
• Form a barrier to block and hurt a giant squid^C-4
• A pyramid of tomatoes stop several motorbikes faster than their riders expected, though those directly in the path of the bike's wheels don't survive^C-6

Other

• At the start of their first invasion, it's said that chemicals, bugs, and bullets don't work¹
  • That being said, shortly after a shotgun is able to dispatch regular sized tomatoes¹
  • The novel specifies that bullets can stop them, but they're just difficult to hit, and that the bugs mentioned are aphids^C-2
• A giant tomato no-sells a number of point blank rifle shots¹
  • They need to be shot 67 times to be made to stop eating people^C-17
• When sliced into many little pieces, a tomato continues to move, only stopping on being smeared all over the carpet^C-24
• A humanoid tomato survives being in a gas chamber meant to execute prisoners²
• Tomato juice is said to still be living^C-1

Mobility

Ground

• Repeatedly dodges knife stabs from a woman in the nick of time, with the last attack not being telegraphed by a shout^C-1
• Keeps up with a fleeing man¹
• Rolls up a flight of stairs¹
• Appears out of a sink's garbage disposal before rolling out of said sink¹

Flying / Throwing Themselves

• Throw themselves at a car¹
• Hits a helicopter pilot¹
• Hit British planes in the air^{C-22 (Redux)}
• Bounces off of a wall to hit a woman that dodged an initial attack^C-1
• Levitates around a woman while attacking her³
• Two tomatoes fly around a group with a rope, tying them up⁴

Other

• Moves through water to attack women¹

Unique Forms

F.T.

• A failed experiment of Professor Gangreen's, a large, furry tomato that leaps up to a light switch²
• Leaps into a tree and potentially gets shot out of it²
• Gets beaten up by a crowd on a street²
• Gets launched out of a sewer and hit by a truck²
• Jumps on a grenade and survives²
• Wields a paintball pistol³
• Somehow drives a car⁴
• Somehow drives a quad bike²
• Speaks English⁴

Tomatozilla

• An enormous tomato in New York knocked over buildings at it rolled around^C-25
• Takes a hit from a giant robot that knocked down buildings^C-25
• Dodges projectiles from an equally enormous robot^C-25
• Still capable of fighting after being roasted by a flamethrower^C-25
• After being cut in two, the goo on its inside rises up and is capable of dissolving a giant robot before finally disappearing. Like this, it gets splattered apart by a missile, but still burns away at metal^C-25

Other

• Tara was a humanoid tomato that was Professor Gangreen's assistant, capable of speaking perfect English, cooking 815 international dishes, performing 637 sexual acts, and using all the popular home appliances²
  • Doesn't eat vegetables, instead opting for meat or plant food²
• A giant tomato with the destructive force equivalent to 5,000 killer tomatoes⁴
  • Eats a woman⁴
  • Breathes fire⁴
• One man is killed by drinking tomato juice¹
  • This tomato juice is said to still be living, and to taste like death instead of regular tomato juice^C-1
• A man is eaten by a BLT sandwich¹
• At least one elephant-sized tomato is seen to have grown a face, arms, and legs^C-24
  • It instantly regenerated its leg when it was cut off, before sprouting many more limbs and faces^C-24

Equipment

• A tiny shuriken and nunchucks³
• Hockey masks and chainsaws³
• A tiny gun³
• Dynamite that blows up a tank and a launcher for it⁴

Music Effects

Transformation

• Tomatoes dipped in toxic waste can be exposed to music, changing into different humanoid forms based on the type of music they hear²
  • One song turns tomatoes into soldiers with guns, capable of breaking plant pots with a punch and a wooden board with a hammer²
• Professor Gangreen claims they can be made to resemble anyone existing²
• They revert back to being a tomato on hearing a strain from Beethoven's 5th, and Tara returns back to her humanoid state with the chimes of a clock²
• On being shot, humanoid tomatoes revert into their usual state as they're splattered²
• Exposure to a gas used to execute prisoners leaves a humanoid tomato unable to transform when exposed to music²

Weakness

• When subjected to the song Puberty Love, tomatoes initially retreat before being shrunk back to their regular size and being depowered so that people can freely stamp on and destroy them¹
  • Puberty Love is said to be the worst song ever made²
  • In the novel, it causes them to flee without attacking,^C-19 though they still revert to normal tomatoes with exposure^C-27
• The person who initially discovered this tossed a previously-exposed tomato to another person, saying that it had been rendered harmless¹
• One giant tomato wore earmuffs so they couldn't hear the song, but was affected nonetheless when it was shown the sheet music to Puberty Love¹

Fear Induction

• Halfway through the first movie, merely saying the word 'tomato' is enough to instil mass panic¹
• Tara changing into a tomato in a restaurant instantly incites fear and clears it out²
• A tomato's presence on a street causes a crowd to gather to try and destroy it, and for them to chase after a 'tomato lover' who tries to rescue it²
• Following the first movie, the American congress banned tomatoes²

Other Capabilities

• Communicate with an understandable, translatable language¹
  • People are capable of speaking it³
  • Speak English in the fourth movie⁴
• Undoes a screw from the inside of a vent³
• Drive a van³
• Pile up on British ships until they sink under the weight of tomatoes^{C-22 (Redux)}
  • Potentially do the same with England as a whole after overwhelming their army^{C-22 (Redux)}
• Capable of taking people hostage³

Other

• Starting with the third movie, the tomatoes have faces for some reason³
• Preceding their first attack, tomatoes began growing at an unusually rapid pace^C-1
• A cherry tomato can become bigger than a bowling ball, with other tomatoes being of a size comparable to people¹
• After being struck through, large tomatoes become stuck on a woman's limbs and don't come off^C-12
• Are capable of burning, pillaging, and raping¹
• Rendered inert by a fire extinguisher³
• Won't eat their own kind, and so a person covering themselves with ketchup won't be attacked by them³
• Follow proper martial arts protocol^C-22

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Hey guys, here are some recent job openings in ms. Feel free to comment here or send me a private message if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!

much like many other kpop groups nowadays, the boys of txt have a personal variety show called TO DO, wherein they embark on various missions and side quests. the show is very funny and while i do recommend watching it, i also feel inclined to warn you all of the sheer number of episodes that were filmed in frankly nauseating liminal spaces. so, without further ado, it is my honour and my duty to present to you

An Extensive List of TO DO Filming Locations That Look Like Backrooms Levels

• The White Box™ featured in episodes such as "EP. 05 Screaming in Silence", "EP. 62 Learn About Your Members", "EP. 70 Bye guys, I'm leaving first!", "EP. 92 TXT Pajama Party", and many, many, MANY more
• Someone's Granny's House featured in episodes 51, 52, 53 and 54
• The trampoline park(??) featured in episodes 20 & 21
• The dimly lit HYBE building after dark, from the three-part series "Outlaws of HYBE" (featuring guest appearances from: Bighit staff members in hyperrealistic dog masks; a family portrait of BTS; a life-sized Huening Kai cutout, and more!)
• The old stripy bighit building, featured in episodes 06, 18, 19 and more
• Txt's old dorm (very clearly occupied by five teenage boys), featured in episodes 7 and 8
• A capitalist 9-5 job simulator themepark, featuring various staff members cosplaying npcs: episodes 30-31, and the recent three-part instalment, "EP. 105, EP. 106 and EP. 107: TO DO Town Revival Youth Association"
• A completely deserted and nauseatingly-lit internet cafe, honestly this one's the worst for me, "EP. 79 PC Bang"
• A strange restaurant/kitchen that somehow looks like both an ikea setup and something i might've made on the sims in 2010, as seen in "TAEHYUN's Restaurant Nightmare" parts 1 & 2
• The haunted escape room (house???) from EP. 41, featuring random light cuts, staff members throwing flour at them, doors sealed shut with chains, and strings binding everyone together, to name a few
• ANOTHER escape room, this one isn't quite as freaky as the last one but it is very claustrophobic (EP. 28)
• and What I'm Assuming Is A Police Station, though for all i know it's actually real, featured in the copaganda episodes 59 and 60

that's all for now! feel free to plug even more kpop idol-liminal space content in the comments hehe

I was living on the road in hotels for months on end in the USA so idk how these hotels compare outside the USA. Would like to know your experience. Most towns I visited had a really nice Marriott and an ok Hilton. With the exception of somewhere in KS which had an incredible Hilton and no good Marriott.
What I mean when I say offered me more; updated rooms with premium bedding, a good lounge, a full gym that compares to a smaller planet fitness. Hiltons for me have often had only one or the other of a nice updated lobby or updated rooms but not both. Terrible food in the restaurant compared to what Marriott offered. Thoughts?

I've been watching Dr. K's videos for a while, and though I find his content helpful, I struggle a little finding a problem I can really relate to. I've seen a lot of content directed towards those who were gifted kids and the like. I don't think I've ever been one. I remember being like 11-12 (don't really remember the age) and struggling a lot with a long math homework we had, to the point that my teacher had to call my parents. Over time it got better and I was able to get somewhat good grades in math, but to this day I can't make more than super simple equations in my mind. You ask me what 27 - 13 is and I will have to think for a while.
Anyway, I'm not really sure what brings me to post this, it's not only that I feel behind in life compared to other people my age. But I also don't see myself anywhere professionally. I remember being in high school and seeing what adults had to do daily, and then saw how either athletic or smart my classmates were, and somewhere along the line I decided I didn't want to grow up. And I think this issue branched to every aspect of my life.
Now I'm 23 and don't feel comfortable having a gf because even though I'm about to finish college, I don't see myself happy in an office job, nor do I think I qualify for anything else and don't really have big plans. I can't see how someone like that would make a good boyfriend. Maybe in high school that was somewhat ok, but now I can't remain with that mentality. I mean, the first real payment I received was for being a model for an ad of a restaurant. Nothing related to any requirement of a skill.
I can't really relate to my friends and other people because when they talk about their job, I just think about how much I don't wanna do that, but that in turn leaves me with nothing to talk about in social gatherings. One example: when I see pretty girls at parties, I don't talk to them not only because I'm shy, but because I also don't have anything to talk about. I just have my silly little hobbies that are starting to not mean anything at this age.
I resent not being gifted because maybe if I were as a child, today I could be playing some sport professionally, or anything that's more fun than sitting at a desk all day. It's like I stayed in the starting area killing easy mobs all day, and now the game is about to force me to face the next level, but I haven't even beaten this area's bosses correctly. I've just been running around and avoiding any route that seemed to lead to the main quest.
I think I've diverged from the main point of the title, but at the same time I believe everything ties together at some point: not gifted, afraid of the future, sheltering, isolated from peers... and now I'm lost because I never found a path.
I don't know what my question regarding this is, but I would like to hear from anyone who's been in a similar situation or knows about what I am struggling with. Maybe the solution is very simple but I won't lie, I'm still a little reluctant to grow and maybe that's just me making things harder for myself. Thank you in advance for any comment.

Me and my brother recently went over to my dads to celebrate my brothers birthday. Because our parents our divorced, we went over to our dads to celebrate it with him while we ate dinner at a restaurant to celebrate it with our mom. The party was located in a barn over at my dads that got redone and is this nice space with a refrigerator, a ping pong table, couches, a microwave, etc. The main house at my dads is where my grandpa died and I am telling you in advance because it will hopefully make the story of what happened that night even more intriguing. I won’t say anybody’s real names in this story just because of personal reasons and I respect there boundaries but I don’t mind saying my real name, my name is Jaron. I will call my brothers name Michael. So, Michael invited friends over to celebrate it with him, 7 friends in total showed up. We just hanged out, sang karaoke, played games, etc., the usual party activities. Anyways, it was getting late (very late, 2 AM kind of late lol) and 5 of the 7 friends left, leaving it to just 2 left. My dad also left to get some sleep because he was very tired as well. I will name the remaining two friends Russel and Patrick. So in total it was me, my brother, and his two friends that were left(4 people). These events though were only witnessed by me and Russel, so Jaron and Russel only witnessed them(that is very important to know btw). I will just go ahead and jump straight into the first event that happened out of the three, so the story isn’t too long. At my dads, there is a trailer that is used for guests whenever they stay over but was originally used by my dad after the divorce happened between him and my mom, it was also a win-win because my grandpa whom died in the main house, had dementia, so my dad would take care of him. Me, Michael, Russel, and Patrick all slept in it when we were over there. Anyways, so Russel walks over to the trailer because he has to use the restroom, he walks back to the room the rest of us are staying at and the first thing he says when he walks in is, “Jaron, did you open the door, look at me, and close it?” I was confused and so was he because I was singing karaoke with Michael and Patrick while he was confused because I went from being at the door to being across the room in less than 5 seconds. Both of us thinking it was a prank, Russell explains to me that what he saw was legit while I explained that i was just sitting on the couch singing karaoke not even close to the door when he walked in and asked me that. I didn’t even know he walked in until he said my name. To figure out what happened, I sketched it down to him having a hallucination because he was high and drunk. But, I didn’t know that being drunk and high can cause hallucinations like that or even hallucinations at all(if I am wrong than please let me know in the comments because I am not an expert, thank you). Very much confused and a little shook on what happened, we both go back to the activities of the party and try and not overthink what happened. But, something after happens to me that I can’t explain and understand. So, I have to use the restroom after this and I go to the trailer just because it is the closest to the barn we are chilling in. As I arrive, I notice that the entrance door to get in the trailer is wide open. I quickly go to the bathroom and walk back. Confused but also thinking that Russel just left it open again, I walk back and ask him, “Did you leave the trailer door open again?” He immediately without any hesitation responds, “No, after you told me about it being open and me responding with yes that the first time was indeed me leaving it open, I made sure to close it.” He promises that the last time he used the trailer he closed the door. The last time ironically was when the first event of him seeing someone open the door, look at him, and close it occurred. I asked him who it looked like that did was. He said that he couldn’t tell, but he definitely thought it was one of us, like basically he saw the shadow of someone and couldn’t make out the face to pinpoint who exactly it was. The door being wide open caused me to even have more suspicion towards Russel. I mean it could definitely have been a clever prank because it is a birthday party and is late, which is the perfect time to do a prank like that, especially a scary one like what happened. But the behavior that Russel was showing seemed trustworthy that what he was saying he saw and saying that he did close the door and was legit. Well after these two events, confusion took over and we wanted to know what was the actual cause of these bizarre events. Until, the last thing happens that is either a very crazy coincidence or something sinister at play. Russel has to use the bathroom for the last time that night and this time he chooses to walk to the main house just because the trailer toilet isn’t too good and I completely understand him, I mean I did go there every weekend when my dad was living in it. I walk with him to the bathroom and run back, I have so much fear and was paranoid after all that happened that I am fearful and just full on sprint back like I’m Forrest Gump or something. Russel gets back and immediately he tells us. “When I was in the restroom, I heard a car pull up on the side of the road right next to the house and just heard it sit there. After I was done with the restroom and walking back I turned on my flashlight since it’s very dark out. I pointed the flashlight over to the car to signal to them like a wave but mainly to see what they were doing. Instantly when they noticed I was pointing the flashlight over to them, they slowly sped away but at a rate of being slow to than full on speeding.” After what he told me with that car, at that point I am very confused and just want to know the explanation to what happened. Thinking that car was just a crazy coincidence and the person in it was just texting or something, I calmed a little down. But why would anyone pull up that close on the side of the road to the house, and who the hell would be sitting out at 2 AM texting, and finally if they were texting, why make it suspicious and instantly leave after getting a flashlight shone on you? The car could have just ignored it if they were truly just sitting there and texting or something. To instantly leave after that, is just very creepy and unsettling for me and Russel. Again, all this could have been a clever prank, but his genuine confusion just like I had when all this stuff happened, proves to me that he wasn’t pranking us. Either Russel is a very good future actor or something paranormal happened. Just for all the stuff to happen one after another, it is hard for me to comprehend it. And knowing my grandpa died in the house, kinda proves to me more that paranormal work was at play. I didn’t really believe in the paranormal before what happened and I still am unsure about it all, I mean I am personally religious and believe in god, so technically he would be paranormal and supernatural. Oh and one more thing, I promised I wasn’t gonna say anyone’s name except for mine, but to create an even more creepy coincidence, Russell’s name is actually Jesus. His name is actually pronounced Hesus. I don’t know, just a very weird coincidence or maybe a sign. I can’t understand what happened and I wish I could to crack the case.

Me and my brother recently went over to my dads to celebrate my brothers birthday. Because our parents our divorced, we went over to our dads to celebrate it with him while we ate dinner at a restaurant to celebrate it with our mom. The party was located in a barn over at my dads that got redone and is this nice space with a refrigerator, a ping pong table, couches, a microwave, etc. The main house at my dads is where my grandpa died and I am telling you in advance because it will hopefully make the story of what happened that night even more intriguing. I won’t say anybody’s real names in this story just because of personal reasons and I respect there boundaries but I don’t mind saying my real name, my name is Jaron. I will call my brothers name Michael. So, Michael invited friends over to celebrate it with him, 7 friends in total showed up. We just hanged out, sang karaoke, played games, etc., the usual party activities. Anyways, it was getting late (very late, 2 AM kind of late lol) and 5 of the 7 friends left, leaving it to just 2 left. My dad also left to get some sleep because he was very tired as well. I will name the remaining two friends Russel and Patrick. So in total it was me, my brother, and his two friends that were left(4 people). These events though were only witnessed by me and Russel, so Jaron and Russel only witnessed them(that is very important to know btw). I will just go ahead and jump straight into the first event that happened out of the three, so the story isn’t too long. At my dads, there is a trailer that is used for guests whenever they stay over but was originally used by my dad after the divorce happened between him and my mom, it was also a win-win because my grandpa whom died in the main house, had dementia, so my dad would take care of him. Me, Michael, Russel, and Patrick all slept in it when we were over there. Anyways, so Russel walks over to the trailer because he has to use the restroom, he walks back to the room the rest of us are staying at and the first thing he says when he walks in is, “Jaron, did you open the door, look at me, and close it?” I was confused and so was he because I was singing karaoke with Michael and Patrick while he was confused because I went from being at the door to being across the room in less than 5 seconds. Both of us thinking it was a prank, Russell explains to me that what he saw was legit while I explained that i was just sitting on the couch singing karaoke not even close to the door when he walked in and asked me that. I didn’t even know he walked in until he said my name. To figure out what happened, I sketched it down to him having a hallucination because he was high and drunk. But, I didn’t know that being drunk and high can cause hallucinations like that or even hallucinations at all(if I am wrong than please let me know in the comments because I am not an expert, thank you). Very much confused and a little shook on what happened, we both go back to the activities of the party and try and not overthink what happened. But, something after happens to me that I can’t explain and understand. So, I have to use the restroom after this and I go to the trailer just because it is the closest to the barn we are chilling in. As I arrive, I notice that the entrance door to get in the trailer is wide open. I quickly go to the bathroom and walk back. Confused but also thinking that Russel just left it open again, I walk back and ask him, “Did you leave the trailer door open again?” He immediately without any hesitation responds, “No, after you told me about it being open and me responding with yes that the first time was indeed me leaving it open, I made sure to close it.” He promises that the last time he used the trailer he closed the door. The last time ironically was when the first event of him seeing someone open the door, look at him, and close it occurred. I asked him who it looked like that did was. He said that he couldn’t tell, but he definitely thought it was one of us, like basically he saw the shadow of someone and couldn’t make out the face to pinpoint who exactly it was. The door being wide open caused me to even have more suspicion towards Russel. I mean it could definitely have been a clever prank because it is a birthday party and is late, which is the perfect time to do a prank like that, especially a scary one like what happened. But the behavior that Russel was showing seemed trustworthy that what he was saying he saw and saying that he did close the door and was legit. Well after these two events, confusion took over and we wanted to know what was the actual cause of these bizarre events. Until, the last thing happens that is either a very crazy coincidence or something sinister at play. Russel has to use the bathroom for the last time that night and this time he chooses to walk to the main house just because the trailer toilet isn’t too good and I completely understand him, I mean I did go there every weekend when my dad was living in it. I walk with him to the bathroom and run back, I have so much fear and was paranoid after all that happened that I am fearful and just full on sprint back like I’m Forrest Gump or something. Russel gets back and immediately he tells us. “When I was in the restroom, I heard a car pull up on the side of the road right next to the house and just heard it sit there. After I was done with the restroom and walking back I turned on my flashlight since it’s very dark out. I pointed the flashlight over to the car to signal to them like a wave but mainly to see what they were doing. Instantly when they noticed I was pointing the flashlight over to them, they slowly sped away but at a rate of being slow to than full on speeding.” After what he told me with that car, at that point I am very confused and just want to know the explanation to what happened. Thinking that car was just a crazy coincidence and the person in it was just texting or something, I calmed a little down. But why would anyone pull up that close on the side of the road to the house, and who the hell would be sitting out at 2 AM texting, and finally if they were texting, why make it suspicious and instantly leave after getting a flashlight shone on you? The car could have just ignored it if they were truly just sitting there and texting or something. To instantly leave after that, is just very creepy and unsettling for me and Russel. Again, all this could have been a clever prank, but his genuine confusion just like I had when all this stuff happened, proves to me that he wasn’t pranking us. Either Russel is a very good future actor or something paranormal happened. Just for all the stuff to happen one after another, it is hard for me to comprehend it. And knowing my grandpa died in the house, kinda proves to me more that paranormal work was at play. I didn’t really believe in the paranormal before what happened and I still am unsure about it all, I mean I am personally religious and believe in god, so technically he would be paranormal and supernatural. Oh and one more thing, I promised I wasn’t gonna say anyone’s name except for mine, but to create an even more creepy coincidence, Russell’s name is actually Jesus. His name is actually pronounced Hesus. I don’t know, just a very weird coincidence or maybe a sign. I can’t understand what happened and I wish I could to crack the case.

Layout:
— Individual Team News + Stone’s Cold Takes
— Miscellaneous/Other NFL News
— Restaurant of the Week - Washington D.C.
Arizona Cardinals:

• Released WR DeAndre Hopkins and he listed out info about what he wants in his next team:
  
  • Josh Allen, Jalen Hurts, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, Justin Herbert
  • He wants stable management and a great defense
• Some folks in AZ were upset with Hopkins because he sat out the last couple of games
  
• S Budda Baker says he will be at camp when its time for him to be there
  

After some decent news the last couple weeks for this organization there wasn’t really anything great from this week besides maybe the fact that if WR DeAndre Hopkins was a distraction to the team he now no longer is one. It will be interesting to see how things play out this year.
Atlanta Falcons:

• FB Keith Smith was arrested on traffic charges
  
  • Driving with a suspended license he claims was a misunderstanding
• K Younghoe Koo didn’t ask for money from RB Bijan Robinson to give him his number but asked him to pick a charity at some point down the road to donate to
  
• Will have joint practices with the Dolphins
  
• Signed:
  
  • WR JJ Arcega-Whiteside

It sounds like the situation with Keith Smith should get resolved rather quickly and was more of a misunderstanding than anything else. It will be fun for this young team to have joint practices with Miami and it will be a good way for their defense to get an initial test from an elite offense. I am sure the Dolphins won’t reveal all of their tricks but either way they will have to worry about guarding an elite offense with elite playmakers.
Baltimore Ravens:

• QB Lamar Jackson expects a more pass-heavy offense under new OC Todd Monken
• WR Michael Thomas separate his shoulder and could require labrum surgery
• WR Rashod Bateman who just played just 6 games was on the field for OTAs on Monday
• Waived Daelin Hayes
• S Kyle Hamilton excited for expanded role with the team
• Tony Jefferson is retiring and joining the team as a scout
• Signed:
  
  • DL Angelo Blackson
  • QB Josh Johnson

It is crazy to think about how just about a month ago the news around the Ravens was all negative and that it seemed like the relationship with Lamar was fractured. Now here we are and Lamar seems about as happy as can be and is excited about the offense that is being installed under new OC Todd Monken. It will be exciting for him as well to have WR Rashod Bateman back who I still think can be a key playmaker on the team. It appears the Ravens could be set for big things even in a tough division.
Buffalo Bills:

• No surprise, QB Josh Allen is hyper-focused and wants to win a Super Bowl
• S Damar Hamlin is back out working out on the field
• WR Stefon Diggs did not attend OTAs
• EDGE Von Miller guarantees he will play by week 6 but is not rushing anything
• Signed:
  
  • S Dean Marlowe
  • Joel Wilson

Great to see the that S Damar Hamlin was back out practicing. I know it has been some time since his collapse on the field but it still feels like yesterday that I was watching that game in complete shock at what I had witnessed and worry for him and his family. WR Stefon Diggs being absent at OTAs is not a big deal to me. QB Josh Allen has a lot of other guys he needs to get familiar and work in with anyways and a lot of star players don’t attend OTAs to either get rest/recovery or to do their own workouts with their private coaches. I imagine he and Kincaid will be deadly this year and who knows they may even have WR DeAndre Hopkins joining them as the Bills were one of two teams that inquired and had talks about a trade for him.
Carolina Panthers:

• TE Hayden Hurst is recovering from sports hernia surgery
• QB Bryce Young is taking most of the first team reps

Not too much news here other than what we saw and heard from OTAs about Bryce Young getting to take most of the 1st team reps. It appears that he looked good and his teammates were saying great things about him. It is tough to judge any quarterback though in the offseason because no matter what folks always say their young or new quarterback is looking amazing and things are progressing nicely. I will say though I have heard the most good things coming out from camps about him and Anthony Richardson of the Colts.
Chicago Bears:

• QB Justin Fields excited about the growth WR Chase Claypool had over offseason
• Got permission to begin demolition of Arlington Park racetrack

Good news for Chicago fans who are excited for their move. It seems that things are proceeding nicely with the process of moving to a new stadium. Also, great to hear that Chase Claypool may be able to make more of a difference this year. It would be hard to be less effective than what he was last year for this team. I still believe he can be a major impact player like many expected him to be when he entered the league. It will be key for him to become Fields’ go to receiver over some of the other talent they have on the team.
Cincinnati Bengals:

• Want to sign WR Tee Higgins and LB Logan Wilson to long term extensions
• Have made their initial push for QB Joe Burrow

This team has a lot to do in terms of contracts that they need to get figured out. The team view Tee Higgins in very high regard and so does Joe Burrow as they should. They also really want to get Logan Wilson signed. However, what will come out to being the biggest of the contracts they do this offseason is that of Joe Burrow. What will continue to make things tough here is the longer it takes for Justin Hebert to get his deal done because Burrow will likely be the last of the 4 quarterbacks to sign his because it is presumed he will get the most money and has an agent who like to wait til the last minute.
Cleveland Browns:

• WR Elijah Moore feels good now that he feels wanted with his new team
• EDGE Za’Darius Smith is excited to be facing the Ravens this year

All good news for Browns fans so far. The team is looking good and their appears to be a lot of good vibes coming out of practice. WR DeAndre Hopkins is even considering coming to Cleveland for the chance to play with his old QB. Also, WR Elijah Moore is looking crisp and at least for the moment it appears he is much happier. It will all depend on if he actually gets the ball thrown to him during the season though.
Dallas Cowboys:

• HC Mike McCarthy is keeping offense in Dak’s language despite the changeup in play callers

Not too much news here which is good for this franchise because they are almost always the center of attention. The main thing I took away from this week was just that things seems to be going well with McCarthy and Dak working together on the offense but that there have been some growing pains at least initially getting used to new systems as expected.
Denver Broncos:

• Waived Hunter Thedford with injury settlement
• Released K Brandon McManus
• K Brett Maher worked out for the team
• QB Russell Wilson has lost a lot of weight this offseason
• HC Sean Payton excited about what S Kareem Jackson can do to help team
• RB Javonte Williams was limited in OTAs starting on Thursday
• Signed:
  
  • T Cam Fleming to a 1-year $4m deal
  • DT Tyler Lancaster

It appeared to shock just about everyone when the news broke about K Brandon McManus getting released because he had become a fan favorite over the years in Denver. QB Russell Wilson has lost a lot of weight and it is evident just from seeing him this offseason. I didn’t think his weight was the issue hindering him last year but hopefully he can feel he is playing at a healthier weight. What I think most Denver fans were excited to see was RB Javonte Williams back on the practice field. He is going to end up being the real difference maker this year and whether this team competes with the top of the AFC or not will largely depend on him making the rest of the offense’s life easy or not.
Detroit Lions:

• Former WR Calvin Johnson was at OTAs this week after having been away from the organization following a rough falling out post-retirement
• RB David Montgomery said that losing with the Bears “sucked the fun out of the game”
• WR Jameson Williams says that he didn’t know about the gambling policy; HC Dan Campbell feels he is miles ahead in terms of his talent already
• Traded an undisclosed draft pick for K Riley Patterson
  
  • Signed a 1-year $2.35m deal
• RB David Montgomery and LB Malcolm Rodriguez left practice due to injury
  
• Team has done their homework on free agent WR DeAndre Hopkins
  
• NFL is investigation another Lions player about league gambling rules violations
  
• Signed:
  
  • OL Germain Ifedi
  • Max Pircher through international player pathway program

A lot of news here. Let’s start with the bad news. It appears that they may be having more penalties come down on their team/players due to the league’s gambling policy as their is an ongoing investigation into a 5th player from the team. Also, David Montgomery and Malcolm Rodriguez left the field with injuries. It is still early though and they appear to be minor injuries so hopefully it won’t affect them in the long term. Now some good news. It sounds like WR Jameson Williams is progressing nicely and the team got a new kicker in Riley Patterson from the Jaguars who should help the improve there. Lastly and maybe the biggest news is that Calvin “Megatron” Johnson was at OTAs hanging out with coaches and players. Many are hoping those good vibes carry over into the season.
Green Bay Packers:

• Signed:
  
  • WR Jadakis Bonds
• Cut TE Nick Guggemos
  
• Will host the 2025 NFL Draft
  
• HC Matt LaFleur is please with Jordan Love but still need to work on a lot of things
  

Exciting news that Green Bay will get the draft in 2025! I was thinking they would try and stick to more southern states but they clearly are willing to go North with Detroit and now Green Bay being the hosts of the next two. HC Matt LaFleur appears to be being honest with everything and trying to temper expectations a bit with Jordan Love taking over. This could be to help take pressure off of Love and also just be the flat out truth that with any young quarterback it is going to take some time.
Houston Texans:

• Appears DeMeco Ryans may not be too sure about pursuing Jadeveon Clowney
• HC DeMeco Ryans expects the o-line to be a strength for this team
• Currently it is a QB competition between Davis Mills and CJ Stroud
  
  • Other teams have been inquiring about QB Davis Mills

I am not surprised about DeMeco Ryans hesitancy about pursuing Jadeveon Clowney. First of all he just may not want to reveal his cards to others in the league about what he is thinking. The other thing is that he is one that likes for his defense to have an identity and a really good work ethic. I am not saying that Clowney can’t fit that mold but it just makes the selection process for what Ryans wants on defense that much more thorough. The other news that surprised some but something I mentioned a couple of weeks ago is that QB Davis Mills will compete with Stroud for the starting job and is viewed as a desirable QB to other teams around the league. I know his stats haven’t been the best but I am not sure any of the young quarterbacks would have done well with what the Texans organization has been the last couple years. At the end of the day CJ Stroud will end up being the team’s starter due to draft status and probably will be the more talented, better option.
Indianapolis Colts:

• No timetable for Shaquille Leonard to resume practicing
• QB Anthony Richardson was running a similar offense to what Jalen Hurts has run in Philly and was very impressive (splitting 1st team reps)
• Signed:
  
  • TE Kaden Smith

Overall things seems to be good for the organization. The main thing we are all waiting on is when Shaq Leonard will be able to get back out there and start practicing. It makes sense not to have him practicing now since things are optional anyways. The hype has been there for QB Anthony Richardson thus far and it appears he may be closer to starting right away than a lot of people thought.
Jacksonville Jaguars:

• Traded K Riley Patterson to the Lions for an undisclosed draft pick
• RB Travis Etienne looking forward to doing some fine-tuning this year
• Signed Brandon McManus

Not too much news out of Jacksonville other than the change at the kicker position. Things got busy and they were able to trade K Riley Patterson to the Lions rather than release like the reports had said prior. Then they went out and got a proven veteran in K Brandon McManus who had just been released from the Broncos squad. This team is going to be interesting this year and will go as far QB Trevor Lawrence can take them. Does not hurt to have the veteran kicker for the big moments that could be coming for this organization.
Kansas City Chiefs:

• HC Andy Reid is not a fan of the kickoff rule change hinting at the NFL getting closer to being flag football
  
  • TE Travis Kelce is not happy about it either
• QB Patrick Mahomes addressed contract saying he cares more about Super Bowls
  
• LB Nick Bolton doesn’t think the defense gets enough credit
  
• QB Patrick Mahomes says that it has been a smooth transition to new OC Matt Nagy
  
• HC Andy Reid feels fullbacks have been phased out of the NFL and that the Chiefs will not be using one
  

HC Andy Reid who normally is pretty quiet and doesn’t get too involved was in front of the media a lot this week it felt like. First, he is not a fan of the new kickoff rule and it appears most coaches are not. Second, he talked about how the team will not be using a FB because they are being phased out of the NFL and he feels that the TEs they have on the team can play the role when needed. Overall it seems things are going well for the Chiefs and things could be a going a lot better here soon as they appear to be a top option for WR DeAndre Hopkins and one the few teams that had trade talks before he was released.
Las Vegas Raiders:

• Former QB Tom Brady reached an agreement to be a minority owner of the team
• QB Jimmy Garoppolo had to have foot surgery after signing with the team and there is not timetable for his return - believe he should return before the season
  
  • Things could get interesting depending on how situation with Jimmy G works out
• WR Davante Adams is not happy about the current QB situation with the Raiders
  
  • Adams and team have been sued by the photographer he shoved last year
• Will have joint practices with the 49ers
  

It appears there is never a dull week with the Raiders. The news this week about Jimmy seem to add context potentially to what Davante Adams’ comments were about recently. With Tom Brady recently joining the ownership group here it makes us all wonder if the injury is not cleared up is there a way for him to un-retire once again…only time will tell.
Los Angeles Chargers:

• Signed:
  
  • RB Austin Ekeler to a new deal for this final year that added on up to $2m in incentives

Big news here getting the deal done with Austin Ekeler even if it still only keeps him around for 1 year. Thankfully now he should be semi-happy for that one year before he can go out and chase a big contract if he wants to.
Los Angeles Rams:
Not much news here really. Sounds like Matthew Stafford has taken Stetson Bennett under his wing and started to work with him and help him learn more about the transition to the NFL compared to college.
Miami Dolphins:

• WR DK Metcalf challenged WR Tyreek Hill
• Will have joint practices with the Falcons
• QB Tua Tagavailoa is wearing a camera on his helmet to help HC Mike McDaniel see what he sees on the field

I loved seeing Tua wearing the helmet cam. I had not thought about it before but it should be great for him to be able to show McDaniel exactly what he is/was seeing out on the field to add context and allow McDaniel to better coach him and understand what is going on. I think this should be something all quarterbacks do and especially the top ones because it could gives coaches that much more information and a better understanding of how to help young quarterbacks in the future.
Minnesota Vikings:

• Signed:
  
  • WR from the XFL Lucky Jackson
• DC Brian Flores wants defense to develop an aggressive identity but not reckless
  
• RB Dalvin Cook could be a June 1st cut
  

All signs appear to be pointing towards RB Dalvin Cook getting released. In other news it will be good for the defense to develop the aggressive mindset that Brian Flores wants and should bring in the attitude from Miami that wad established during his time there that was so effective and led to them winning games.
New England Patriots:

• Got docked 2 days of OTA workouts for violating offseason rules and HC Bill Belichick was fined $50,000 dollars
• Placed LB Raekwon McMillan on injured reserve due to partially torn ACL

The Patriots seems to always be up to something. It sounds like they were penalized the 2 days of OTAs and fined because of a meeting that Joe Judge held that lasted more than the permitted amount of time. Other tough news came when Raekwon McMillan got injured.
New Orleans Saints:

• TE Foster Moreau is participating in OTAs
• Being in New Orleans has given QB Derek Carr a breath of fresh air
• Former HC Jon Gruden is working with the team and Derek Carr

What a story. TE Foster Moreau finds out he has cancer in a physical with the team a couple months and gets ahead of things and is now practicing with them at OTAs. Interesting story here about former HC Jon Gruden working with the team because during his time with the Raiders many said that he and Carr did not get along. This team has a big opportunity to take over the NFC South and is probably the bet setup to do it with the team they have.
New York Giants:

• Rookie WR Jalin Hyatt wants to get to 190lbs as his playing weight
• TE Darren Waller is happy to somewhere where his opinions are valued
  
  • QB Daniel Jones is enjoying working with TE Darren Waller
• HC Brian Daboll will not speak on contract situations despite currently Barkley situation
  

It seems that everything is going great except the Saquon Barkley situation. There isn’t much new insight into it either after HC Daboll refused to speak on anything contract related. In good news it seems like TE Darren Waller is really enjoying being with the team and working with QB Daniel Jones. This is a team to me that is going to play inspired football like they did last year no matter what is going on because their HC.
New York Jets:

• QB Aaron Rodgers had minor calf strain
• WR Allen Lazard went down during OTAs but supposedly was just a shot to the groin
• Worked out P Matt Araiza
• Chuck Clark was happy to be traded because felt disrespected by the Ravens
• HC Robert Saleh is confident a deal will get done with Quinnen Williams
• Will have joint practices with the Buccaneers

I imagine Jets fans held their breath when they saw Aaron Rodgers get injured as well as Allen Lazard. The good news is that those are not going to be issues in the long run. However, it reminded us all that QB Aaron Rodgers is not a young guy anymore and there is always the possibility that he like any other player in the NFL can get hurt. Hopefully the deal with Quinnen Williams can get done sooner rather than later. I am looking forward to the joint practices with the Bucs because they have a solid defense and it will be fun to hear how they fare in the early phases of implementing a lot of things from both Nathaniel Hackett and Aaron Rodgers.
Philadelphia Eagles:

• OL D.J. Fluker worked out for the Eagles
• DL Jordan Davis has made major strides this offseason will take on a larger role

Jordan Davis is going to be a key piece for the team this year in my opinion so it is great to hear he has made major strides. He is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to his sheer size and the more he can be weaponized the better.
Pittsburgh Steelers:

• Signed:
  
  • EDGE Markus Golden to 1-year deal
  • LB Toby Ndukwe
• Easy decision for QB Mitch Trubisky to sign extension
  
• Started contract talks with OLB Alex Highsmith
  
• Released Tae Crowder
  
• Want to play a regular season game in Ireland
  
• WR Allen Robinson has been very impressed so far by QB Kenny Pickett
  
• QB Kenny Pickett had his car stolen with his playbook inside of it
  

Great move to get Markus Golden. He can be dangerous in this defense and is only one season removed from a double digit sack year. Also, good to see that Robinson and Pickett appear to be getting along. I am curious to see who shakes out to be the #1 receiver on this team but have a feeling it will end up being Pickens because of how good he was last year and the chemistry he and Pickett already have. A QB likes it when his receiver makes life easier and bails him out. Pickens has already done that on multiple occasions for him.
San Francisco 49ers:

• QB Trey Lance just wants a chance to compete and never considered being traded
  
  • Raved about this time working with QB Patrick Mahomes
• QB Brock Purdy expected to start throwing next week, be able to go from gripping a towel to an actual football
  
• QB Sam Darnold will push to start come week 1
  
• Levi’s will officially get the Super Bowl in 2026
  
• LB Dre Greenlaw has a thumb procedure and will miss most of the OTAs this offseason
  
• Will have joint practices with the Raiders
  

It is official the 49ers will host the 2026 Super Bowl! After speculations and rumors it finally became official this past week. Also, there was a lot of good QB news this week with all 3 of the QBs on the roster. Sounds like Brock Purdy is healing properly and as expected, Trey Lance is looking really good in OTAs along with Sam Darnold. Once again this offseason no one is sure who will be starting for the team come week 1.
Seattle Seahawks:

• WR DK Metcalf challenged WR Tyreek Hill
• CB Tariq Woolen had arthroscopic knee surgery and it out til training camp
• Signed:
  
  • CB Artie Burns

Good news for Seahawks fan that Tariq Woolen will be back around training camp time after his procedure. Other than that there was not much news here. They got a solid rotational/depth player in Artie Burns though.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers:

• Video of QB Baker Mayfield making an overthrow went viral on social media
• Will have joint practices with the Jets
• WR Chris Godwin feels like he has a lot of his explosion back
• Team wants to see more consistency out of LB Devin White before offering him the contract he wants

Great to see that Tampa has joint practices with the Jets. They have a tough defense and it will be good for Baker and the offense to get some work against that defense early on. The Bucs have some great weapons on the offensive side of the ball to really compete with those top defenses and if they can all stay healthy this team could be a dark horse team to watch. Overall this should be a good all around team.
Tennessee Titans:

• QB Will Levis is putting pressure on Tannehil and Willis in OTAs this far
• S Kevin Byard is skipping OTAs

Interesting to see that S Kevin Byard was not at OTAs after earlier this offseason it was rumored he was asked to take a pay cut. Definitely a situation to watch. The main news that came from OTAs is that QB Will Levis appears to be looking good and some folks think he could be putting pressure on Tannehill early on and moving himself up the depth chart.
Washington Commanders:

• HC Ron Rivera said that DE Chase Young understands them not picking up his 5th year option
• New OC Eric Bieniemy has been getting on young QB Sam Howell holding him accountable
• Trademark application was denied due to someone else already having pending applications for the name but the team is confident this issue will get resolved
• It has been good for QB Sam Howell that QB Jacoby Brissett has been in the building
• TE Amani Rodgers tore his ACL and is out indefinitely
• Released Nathan Gerry
• Jamin Davis limited in OTAs after knee procedure
• Financing needs to be adjusted in order for the Josh Harris bid to be accepted
• Signed:
  
  • XFL LB Ferrod Gardner

Feels like a lot happened with the Commanders. First off, I think QB Sam Howell is in a great spot to learn and develop this year with mentors like Jacoby Brissett and then his OC Eric Bieniemy. They will hold him accountable like has already been happening and help bring out the best in him. Now it definitely is an organization surrounded by distractions. First off the trademark application for the team’s name was denied and they hope to get something figured out but could lead to another name change. Also, the team is still working through the Josh Harris bid and there need to be some adjustments in order for it to get accepted by the other NFL Owners and the league. These distractions even though they may not always be good for the team they probably do help a young quarterback because he is not the only thing to talk about at this point in the offseason.
Miscellaneous/Other NFL News:

• Many believe that Thursday Night Flexing is to cater to Amazon but really could be the future of how deals get done
  
  • Teams have to have 28 days notice and this is currently just a 1 year move
• RB Jeremy Hill who has not played for the past 5 seasons officially retired siting injury issues leading to his retirement
  
• NFL injury data shows that turf fields are significantly worse for players than grass fields
  
• The Pat McAfee Show will be taking over Max Kellerman’s the time slot on ESPN
  
• Commissioner Roger Goodell’s lobbying convinced teams to vote in favor of the new kickoff rules
  
• Dr. Timoth Kremchek, the Cincinnati Reds' physician since 1996, says he sees an "epidemic" of youth injuries on artificial turf
  
• RB Adrian Peterson will be hanging it up if he’s not back in the NFL this season
  
• After Goodell’s retirement the NFL could change the structure of management for the NFL combining a traditional CEO with a Commissioner of Football
  
• Possible a team will play 3 back to back games in Europe in the future
  
• Devin McCourty will be joining NBC’s Sunday Night Football crew as an analyst
  
• Officially approved emergency 3rd QB rule
  
• Investigating further violations potentially of league gambling policy
  
• DirecTV will still distribute Sunday Ticket to bars and restaurants
  
• S Tony Jefferson announced his retirement
  
• Announced growth of global market program
  

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Restaurant of the Week: (Washington D.C. - TACOS 5 DE MAYO)
Don’t really have a great picture of this place but that may be a good thing. Often times I find that the places least advertised and that are holes in the wall is typically where you get the best Mexican food. This place is about a 10 minute drive from the stadium and probably closer to 15-20 minutes on game days depending on the time you go. Personally I recommend the Tacos Al Pastor. Those are basically a marinated pork taco that is slightly spicy with some sweet pineapple flavor in it. You cannot go wrong with Tacos Al Pastor and are by far my favorite. The other thing to keep an eye on is the Pupusas. While Pupusas are from El Salvador this place actually does a pretty dang good job of making them. For those that don’t know what Pupusas are they kind of resemble a stuffed pancake but are made of corn in most cases stuffed with either just cheese, cheese and beans, or cheese and pork. My order here would be 3 tacos al pastor and a cheese and bean pupusa. Enjoy!

Rucoy Online Science Fiction
The lvl 1 Rats are actually secretly released drug-addicted, heroin and cocaine addicts, as well as failed expiriments (like most Leaderboard players) many of them have enlarged prostates, others are constantly lactating and spilling milk that spoils the place. The reason all the lvl 1 rats look the same and all creatures for that matter, in Rucoy, besides the yellow names for the elites, is that they were put in a skin-suit, that morphs the body so they can't tell another apart, so it creates a 'in-group-mindset'. As many freelance Rucoyians realize this, when they later discover elites, at least subconsciously, they will often be too oppressed by 'Elitist' mobs to ask the basic question, of 'Why aren't their elite rats/crows/goblins/worms/scorpians/snakes' (as of 5/28/2023) - and the answer is simple and may seem like a linguistical play, but it's because they literally aren't elitist; meaning they aren't rich or well-connected. They are the experimented-on, degenerates of the World of Rucoy Online. The snakes are subject to being used for their venom in labs to develop antibiotics for their poisonous bites as well as scorpian stings, but it's mainly a placebo, because these creatures are rather benign in their toxic elements, basically they're as toxic as a mild hangover from one ounce shot of mild beer as a 90 pound adult. The lvl 1 rats, who are trying to break the chains of their pre-determined environments, evolve into lvl 3 rats if they're successful, hiding in a cave from GM Rucoy and his apostles.
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Why are Brazilians one of the most prominent player base in Rucoy Online?
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They have vast forestry and problems with their economy as well as a certain bottomless desperation to prove themselves worthy enough to be acknowledged by Ricardo in the ways of boss drops so they can hang up trophies, plaques, NFTs and milestones of their titles, achievements and progress, relative to other players as well as seem worthy enough to get dinner from their Community. Rucoy acts as the 'bread and circus' of their day, while they scavenge for crumbs of bread in their environment, they're rich and OP in game and can access more prospoerous parts of the World through simply hopping servers, which is less expensive and risky than boarding a flight, in their mind - they may end up living into their 50s and 60s-- eventually retirement homes, paid for by their training and farming North American and European accounts-- wealth that Rucoy gives them access to! Brazilians have a lot more hanging in the balance than the typical, European or Western, Continent and so they may also exude a creed of toxicity to affirm their dominance, that is one of scamming, desperate flattery and self-perceived toughness to mask the symptoms of doom and vulnerability. 

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Why are there Rucoy Online, knock-off games?
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Nobody is as great, as Game Master Ricardo. Of course, he had game ideas and templates from other games to go off from his Childhood, like any other game Creator has, but he didn't say, use a fossilized dinosoar bone from Zelda and chisel around it to make his own game, he had way more creativity, although used paid-for game assets as well, but the Rucoy Online knock off game that came out not so long ago, is basically slightly off-centered Rucoy Online and they even copied Ricardo's last name, as if they were related and have the audacity to have the option to buy diamonds at like 3x the price of Rucoy Online (at least at the time I played it) well GM Ricardo is taking the high road, it doesn't look like he has taken legal action against them and he's depending on brand-loyalty and sunk-cost fallacy, for players to stick with his game; although he has increased amount of updates but that may be also due to offloading tasks to AI that formally may have cost him 5-6 figures to do regularly, although it doesn't seem like his updates are that regular at this point - however, after people realize that GM Ricardo has ties to Freemasons and the Jewish-backed Media, he even has been rumored to be attending World Economic Forum meetings and to have applied a year before the creation of Rucoy, in January 1st, 2015! People will change their tune about Rucoy Online and they will adopt it as the premier, defualt game for all online, capable devices, Include Android, Apple, Laptop, Destop and Smart-Watches and Rucoy shares will be sold at a starting price of 100kk each, which will translate into 1000$ USD by 2027-2030-- will basically be more profitable investment promoted by Economists than Tesla, General Electric, Patroleum, Apple, Gold, Diamonds, Bitcoin, or any other Fortune 500 Company and GM Ricardo will be escorted around in a Buggatti by the Tate brothers, Secret Service will also consider him as capable as a President/Prime MinisteTop War General and provide 24/7/365 protection. 

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When is playing Rucoy too much of a sacrafice?
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Theoretically, never. Rucoy Online is a good substitute for a life plan, outside of games, because it is so rewarding and stimulating, while others, have met their significant other on this game, many criticize hardcore players for over-playing, but in reality, it can be a passive game, but also, you have to keep conscious of your device, outside of your pocket usually and well-charged, so it will have to constantly be on your mind and this may leave you open to being exped by elites, or killed by vengeful, jealous players who want bragging rights of having bagged a top player - although you can always train in opposite time-zones, so if it's 12PM in EST time-zone and you're online, you can afk train in, say, Asia. However, players can server hop indefinitely, without penalty, if they clear their data, after they reach server hop limit, penalty-timer; which is also used to sometimes KS Demon teams, by opps, trolls, and the bedazzled ones, or competing Guilds and sharers. Though, it's not that fun, to keep hopping and clearing data and generally, they dont do it for more than 10-20 minutes, in my experience, as i've dealt with this with stream-snipers on my Lvl 1 in vampires, when my other account was skulled, following my Lvl 1-- though most people who try to follow demon teams will be tricked or out-played because the entire team will work together to exp/kill them, so it's also counter-productive and meritably unexecutable for any long-term strategy, beyond poor impulse-control. If you live in an area where it's very poor it also may be more profitable to train/farm accounts than get a local job in your area-- also, Rucoy can act as a substitute for 'bad' behaviors like joining violent gangs, engaging in actual terrorism, doing hardcore drugs, becoming an Alcoholic, etc. or binge-eating and giving a 'reason' to not be homeless, as then it's harder to find a place to charge your device for Rucoy! You can also gain creative-advantage by engaging in Role-play, not just in writing a book like this, but in server, guild, with friends ingame or just divulging in isolated, story ideas, which tends to lead to other 'outside the box' thinking, so yes, you can gain advantages by playing what seems like a mind-numbing game, because in boredom, comes creativity and inspiration towards other endeavors, which may dovetail the former point about why there's no Minos music, as it is a pretty popular area for training for a lot of time-invested players. 

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Rucoy Online to be a main contributor of 21st Education!
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Pretty soon there will be Doctorates offered in Rucoyology, including honorary Doctorates to players who solo'd 90+% of their account progress and achieve 620 + defense. The Doctorates will be offered by Ivy League Universities like Harvard, MIT, Yale, Oxford University, Etc. and will entitle the individual to get 50% off of Whoppers at Burger King as well as unlimited access to battery replacements and wireless internet so that you can even play Rucoy while you camp in a Mountainous forest in the Everglades. Rucoyians will be offered an internship program, where they learn the ways of a general Rucoyian and earn a basis of Monster slayer titles and Expert titles to complete the equivalent of a 'General Education' that will make them versatile players among the newest contributing members to the land of Rucoy. Also, there will be a weekly raffle, to win plane tickets to your nearest fast-food restaurant, with wifi, to make Rucoy Online the most popular game in that particular area played via Restaurant Wifi. There will also be renovations and leasing agents to existing malls and shopping centers to install various Rucoy 'Gift Shops' where you can buy physical, Rucoy Diamonds, Merch and engage in tournaments with other Rucoy players, to submerge your interests in an ever-intertwining pool of talent and diplomacy so you can work together to create the most awesome farming and arena experience-- there will also be localized, physical tournaments, similar to how Pokemon and other trading card games evolved in game stores and outlets that wanted to host fun events for youngsters and prospective champions in the realm of story and game time - Rucoy will become a household name and Sport practiced Globally as well as formally recognized as an Olympic Sport, mainly, probably dominated by starving Brazilians, looking for Global recognition, to leave the chains of their poverty and be sponsored athletes, also in the UFC stars like Connor Mcgregor and Anderson Silva will have body Tattoos of top Rucoy players to advertise their particular legacy and Guild and there will be ranked, arena PVP titles for each ingame server, for guilds as well as individuals to defend, based on their level and guild composition, seperation by categories and tiers, agreed upon staking and even sometimes diamonds and cosmetic unlockables for players who achieve the tops of their particular class, for example (top 10000 hours player, top lvl 75-125, top NA1 Registered Guild, top Global Guild, etc. - most wins per day, maybe a cap for total matches allowed to be played, as well as minimal amount of players for rewards - to bypass cheating with multiple devices).
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Why is Chat very toxic in Rucoy Online at times?
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People can't compete with buying top accounts or lack interest in training a lot, or find compatable motivation for training and talking junk, making up false-accusations, over-blowing mistakes or past failures, to the point where they define someone over something they did maybe once or twice several years ago and don't generally believe in redemption as well as hype up fear and paranoia over associating with those people, for others to be deemed as toxic, if they're friends with these people or allow them in their guild, or join their guild - etc. People actually get a high out of the reactions and subverting nature of turning something potentially beautiful into an unforeseen wasteland, it is misplaced energy and if they had another outlet and maybe more incentive to do something else, that is contributory, they would do it-- it's best to guide people towards a healing and developmentally superior path and influence people to make better decisions, rather than demonize or persecute or Morally condemn people, although that has it's place as well; however, some people get a feeling of euphoria for being talked about, even if it's negative and negative attention is better than no attention, so it's better to act as an on-ramp towards plausible behavior, I have asked people to contribute to this work as well as offer suggestions and I will add them in the credits and acknowledgements, as a way of doing my part, for helping people to engage in their creative interests, as well as try to ask people personable questions to whatever they're doing that allows them to feel connected, engaged and interested in opening up-- this is partially due to being lvl 1 and not being able to access server chat, however, role-playing as the 'bad' man is also funny but because Rucoy appeals to young and naive children/teens, they may take it the wrong way, so I think it's healthier to admit, this is Science-Fiction and introduce, facts, analysis, creativity, half-truths, improvement ideas, as well as just plain silly, dystopian ideas. End Rucoy entrenched Toxicity today! 

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Everyone who uses Server chat for more than a week is eventually accused of Pedophelia, especially if they are self-admitted adults:
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"You play a kid's game!" "You're too old to play this game!" Also, people who are minors will invite you to say things that incriminate or compromise your integrity, in order to blackmail, screenshot or have leverage over you - this is a pretty common phenomena, of course Jeffrey Epstein did this to Elites, professionally, it happens to 'nobodies' in online Communities as well, also, different countries have different laws for what age is legal for 'enticing' talk to take place. It is not universally bad to all people and of course with the advent of gender reassignment surgery, being a mainstream practice in many places, that is-- they can literally, medically, be subsidized to have their 3 year-olds genitals cut-off even despite non-parental consent, in many areas, is cause for alarm in of itself, and is probably an even bigger or slippery slope problem, for child abuse, that is slowly boiling the water to have deleterious affects on minors and to degenerate and systematically subvert the parent's influence over their children, that moves many steps further than Public education, calling traditional parents 'racist' or 'xenophobic' etc. and that 'guns' are anti-children, somehow, etc. but generally, people are taking out their abandonend, neglected, abused, ignored, traumatized, detached, disassociative and nihilistic attitude towards the Server chats and PVP world by just dominating and destroying any possibility of successful progress, pretending as if their childhood are determinants for their overall life and that they need to abuse others before they become abused, it's quite sad actually.

that I didnt visit sooner! (hehe) But seriously, what a great city! We came from Indianapolis not knowing this weekend was a big festival weekend (just wanted to get out of town and check out a new city) and I must say you've charmed me. We would like to move to another city in the next couple years and I think Detroit has now earned a spot on our list.
Edit to include shit that we did:
We (my fiance and I) stayed in midtown...first night we went to Bronx Bar, then ended up at JOT at this subreddit's recommendation. Absolutely loved all of them there.
The next day we did Honest John's for breakfast, walked around Eastern market which was straight poppin and full of energy and good vibes, went to Yemen cafe in hamtramk and got some chicken ghallaba, then played some pool at Bumbo's.
Then on Saturday, we hit the African American history museum, had dinner at El Barzon (absolutely fucking fire, best restaurant experience I've had in forever), before seeing The Pharcyde and Pete Rock at the Russell Industrial Center 😎. Had a great time there, the venue and show were amazing.
THEN today (we're still here one more night) we hit the DIA, then went to Monger's Provisions and stocked up on a couple of meats and cheeses and some crackers and wine to take out to Belle Isle for a little picnic. Now we are resting a bit, and will probably just check out another bar tonight? Thinking about Cliff Bell's because we havent done too much downtown, but not sure yet.
TLDR: Detroit was dope and I loved it, everybody we interacted with was cool AF and good times were had.

Company Name	Title	City
Lazer Logistics	Class A Driver	Edgerton
TMX Finance	Store Lead	El Dorado
Lazer Logistics	Class A Driver	Gardner
Amare Medical Network	Travel RN	Hutchinson
Frito-Lay North America	Web Merchandiser	Kansas City
Lazer Logistics	CDL A Driver	Kansas City
Clearwave Fiber	Direct Sales Specialist	Lansing
Frito-Lay North America	Sales Driver	Lawrence
TMX Finance	Store Lead	Lawrence
Bishop Seabury Academy	Middle School Instructor	Lawrence
UnitedHealth Group	Crater	Lenexa
Robert Half	Finance Clerk	Lenexa
Robert Half	Accounts Payable Clerk	Lenexa
Boys & Girls Club of Manhattan	Head of Operations	Manhattan
Enterprise Bank & Trust	Financial Advisor	Olathe
Lazer Logistics	CDL A Driver	Olathe
Frito-Lay North America	Web Merchandiser	Olathe
GHR Travel Nursing	Telemetry RN	Overland Park
Robert Half	Accounts Payable Clerk	Overland Park
Whole Foods Market	Keyholder	Overland Park
Frito-Lay North America	Sales Driver	Salina
Jobot	Maximo Engineer	Wichita
Surgicare Wichita	PACU RN	Wichita
Spears Manufacturing Co	Immediate Openings 3rd Shift Operators Caney	Caney
Spears Manufacturing Co	Manufacturing Worker	Caney

Hey guys, here are some recent job openings in ks. Feel free to comment here or send me a private message if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!

Company Name	Title	City
Lazer Logistics	Class A Driver	Edgerton
TMX Finance	Store Lead	El Dorado
Lazer Logistics	Class A Driver	Gardner
Amare Medical Network	Travel RN	Hutchinson
Lazer Logistics	CDL A Driver	Kansas City
Frito-Lay North America	Web Merchandiser	Kansas City
Clearwave Fiber	Direct Sales Specialist	Lansing
Frito-Lay North America	Sales Driver	Lawrence
Bishop Seabury Academy	Middle School Instructor	Lawrence
TMX Finance	Store Lead	Lawrence
UnitedHealth Group	Crater	Lenexa
GHR Travel Nursing	Telemetry RN	Lenexa
Boys & Girls Club of Manhattan	Head of Operations	Manhattan
Lazer Logistics	Class A Driver	Olathe
Jobot	ER Physician	Olathe
Enterprise Bank & Trust	Financial Advisor	Olathe
Whole Foods Market	Keyholder	Overland Park
Frito-Lay North America	Sales Driver	Salina
Jobot	Maximo Engineer	Wichita
Allied Universal®	Security Officer-Unarmed	De Soto
Holiday Resorts	RN- Charge Nurse	Americus
BG Products, Inc	Staff Accountant - WAB	Derby
BEST ONE TIRE & SERVICE	Service Tech	Dodge City
ColdPoint Logistics	Forklift Operator (Reach Truck)	Edgerton
ColdPoint Logistics	Warehouse Associate	Edgerton

Hey guys, here are some recent job openings in ks. Feel free to comment here or send me a private message if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!